A list of redneck computer terms

       Backup – What you do when you see a skunk in the woods

       Byte – What your pit bull had done to cousin Bill

       Byte – That’s what the flies do

       Cache – Needed when you go to the store

       Chip – What to munch on

       Chip – Your cousin’s uncle’s mother’s boyfriend’s name

       Crash – When you go to a party uninvited

       Digital – The art of counting on your fingers

       Diskette – A female disco dancer

       Dot Matrix – Farmer Matrix’s wife

Download – Getting the firewood off the pickup

Enter – C’mon in

Floppy disk – What you get from pilling too much firewood

Hacker – Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking

Hardcopy – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

Hard drive – Getting home in the winter season

Internet – The inner netting in swimsuits

Infrared – What you see when a monkey holds up his tail

Keyboard – Where you hang your keys

Log on – Making the wood stove hotter

Log off – Don’t add any more wood

Lap top – Where little kids feel comfy

Mac – Big Bob’s favorite fast food

Main frame – Holds up the barn roof

Megahertz – How your head feels after seventeen beers

Micro chip – What’s left in the bottom of the munch bag

Monitor – Keeping an eye on the wood stove

Mouse – What eats the horses’ grains

Mouse pad – Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network – Collecting the big fish before they break the net

Online – Trying to stay sober

Port – Fancy wine

Prompt – What you wish the mail was in winter

Rom – Where the Pope lives

Ram – The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood

Screen – What you’d need for the fly season

Server – A girl that brings you food in the restaurant

Software – The two front round parts of a woman’s body

Terminal – Time to call the undertaker

Windows – What to shut when it’s below 15 outside

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