Reasons why superheroes aren’t online more often

why they aren’t always online

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde “I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.” The blonde replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.” The attendant said “That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.” The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.” This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach. The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

This guide will teach you to create Fake screenshot without using any professional softwares like
Photoshop or paintshop
With this trick, you will be able to Alter/modify virtually any text based web pages
You can easily:

• Show high Paypal Balance
• Increase Alertpay balance
• Show more jobs in microworkers
• show high rates in microworkers

Follow the steps below to Enable the Facebook timeline (Facebook New Layout)

Enable developer Application

I have seen many of the users talking about PROXY and VPN. A very small effort from my side to make it crystal clear:

What is Proxy: 

Its the process of hiding your original identity or IP address. Using proxy/VPN, you will receive a  different IP address which hides your actual IP. Its hard to tell where actually you are from if you are using Proxy or VPN.

Possibilities of VPN/PROXY

• It hides your original identity
• it helps to browse the internet anonymously
• It helps you to send email anonymously
• It helps you to think someone else that you are from different country

Example:

If you think you are getting fewer jobs or you are missing jobs, then you should follow these tips:

• Refresh your Job page frequently ( 10 second interval)
• Stay online at about 9 to 11 Am in morning and at 4 PM to 6 PM at night (US time), that time you will get more jobs.
• Use easy tab based browsers and open YouTube, Facebook, email and twitter in separate tabs so that getting job in small time you can do it. Some other sites you may open can be (G+, Digg, stumble upon, shared, Reddit etc.)
• for paused tasks, keep the tab open, click “back” button, click “I accept the task”, the proof is still in the proof box, save it for later, if the task appears again, or keep the tab open
• for search and click tasks, search the website according to the instructions, open the ads, submit the proof and stay on landing pages according to the time requested by the employer
• For Facebook and Twitter jobs, submit your proof first and do the job later (sometime it may be risky)

       Backup – What you do when you see a skunk in the woods

       Byte – What your pit bull had done to cousin Bill

       Byte – That’s what the flies do

       Cache – Needed when you go to the store

       Chip – What to munch on

       Chip – Your cousin’s uncle’s mother’s boyfriend’s name

       Crash – When you go to a party uninvited

       Digital – The art of counting on your fingers

       Diskette – A female disco dancer

       Dot Matrix – Farmer Matrix’s wife

Download – Getting the firewood off the pickup

Enter – C’mon in

Floppy disk – What you get from pilling too much firewood

Hacker – Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking

Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

Question : ” What would you like to have …Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: ” tea please ”

Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea
or green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylon tea ”

Question : “How would you like it ? Black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? “

Before marriage…..

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!